Mark is Awesome

While discussing my having to get a new car...

M.R.: Toyota Corollas... best vehicles on the market jk
Me: what do you drive?
M.R.: Toyota Corolla 06
Me: lol... Oh. Do you love it? I hated my car, mostly because it was just a lemon. But it sure did protect me.
M.R.: Lemon?
Me: There was always something wrong with it.
M.R.: Well, my car is mediocre in everything. Mediocre in gas mileage, handling, price.
Me: lol...
M.R.: But hey, you always see people with their 10 year old Corollas running on the streets. And there's a reason for that. They last. 'Cause they're so medicre at everything.