Me: That says, "Distinctive..."
A.S.: Oh. I just saw the "Di..." and made the rest up myself.
Me: But why would they put me in the combo class? I thought I was pretty smart back then...
D.M.: HA!
Me: You're getting another plate of food?
N.P.: Yup. And you're gonna sit here with me until I finish it, too.
N.P.: Why did we like spinning around poles so much when we were little?
Me: She sent the lyrics to "Kokomo," and the first thing that poppped into my head was that funky hamster dance music.
My cousin (who is a recent immigrant) via text message to my sister: Can you tell me what does "youngin" mean? But don't tell anybody that I asked you...
Me: Can I steal one of these book covers?? I bet I still know how to properly cover my books.
My old 8th grade homeroom teacher: Yes, you were very talented at that. You were always prepared.
Me: Yeah, I was a big nerd, huh? I know it...
Teacher: Well, the principal is going to ask you for money later on, so I don't want to say anything that might offend you...
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